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I called the cops when I saw the black guy driving an expensive Mercedes

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"War is too important to be left to the generals", Clemenceau said to Napoleon in heaven as they were discussing their lives and careers.

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I’d kill for something delicious right now, my stomach is gnawing at me.

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Some people like hair on a man's chest.

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The pen(is) mightier than the sword

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I walk into my kitchen to brew my regular cup of morning coffee. NSFW

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The cashier noticed the little old lady shooting nervous looks at the rough bikers in front of her.

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I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.

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So apparently in Norway all the military ships have giant barcodes on the side of them. As they enter the port through a narrow channel, the barcodes are checked by port securiy, they Scandinavian.

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My husband kissed me and whispered, "you have your mother's eyes...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I called the cops when I saw the black guy driving an expensive Mercedes	1
"War is too important to be left to the generals", Clemenceau said to Napoleon in heaven as they were discussing their lives and careers.	1
I’d kill for something delicious right now, my stomach is gnawing at me.	1
Some people like hair on a man's chest.	1
The pen(is) mightier than the sword	1
I walk into my kitchen to brew my regular cup of morning coffee. NSFW	1
The cashier noticed the little old lady shooting nervous looks at the rough bikers in front of her.	1
I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.	1
So apparently in Norway all the military ships have giant barcodes on the side of them. As they enter the port through a narrow channel, the barcodes are checked by port securiy, they Scandinavian.	1
My husband kissed me and whispered, "you have your mother's eyes...	1